Because 3 D’s is better than 2.

This is incredible. Imagine when this becomes accessible to everyone.

Roller Coaster Tycoon

“For about the same price as a family vacation to Disneyland…” A bargain! I mean it’s basically the same thing!

The gift that keeps on giving…beatings…

Want to say to your child “You’re alright, but I’d prefer if I didn’t have to buy you shit anymore”? Well here’s the perfect (slightly belated) back-to-school gift, the Inchworm shoe system. Remember how ridiculous it was when you were a kid and your shoes didn’t fit, you would have to get new shoes? Not anymore. The Inchworm shoe system allows these shoes to “grow with your child.” I couldn’t find it on the site, but I’m wondering…do they also bruise and swell with your child? Because the poor kid wearing these to school is certain to catch a nice one.

-via Gizmodo.com